When the month of coughing came to the doctor, not expect to hear a diagnosis of 'torn throat. " Sorry, I could not help associations: D
Seeing my smile, the doctor completely seriously skwitował is' Please, sir! People come to me who just cough that are bruised palate! ".
Well, commenting on this event with the pet, the idea homopatii and clinics homopatycznej:)
Dear Gentlemen!
We are pleased to invite you to our newly opened clinic homopatycznego. Our primary goal is customer satisfaction, which help to achieve using a wide range of resources and services.
The treatment we offer: * Cryogenic lodziki
to help the pain and relaxes acting
* wraps - Heating can be hairy or smooth, depending on demand
* urynoterapia. Well, we're not advocates of this therapy, but for those who want to be the fountain of happiness, we offer gold (adjustable size taps)
* flagellation - to improve blood circulation. Our qualified staff can be identified because the specially adapted to this kind of therapy garment leather working. We've found that works in such cases, better than aprons
* therapeutic massage - whole body, entire body. We believe that this therapy brings the biggest and most easily noticeable to raise ... level of patient satisfaction
* electrostimulations - For lovers of experience who need something more than just a massage. For suspecting treason in this way make psychological therapy - with the battery on the eggs yet no one lied.
* inner healing massage - both in the modern edition, using specialized equipment, rubber, gel, metal, wood (of course we at splinters) and cyberskóry and more classic release
* multivitamin injections (administered orally or rectally) - specially composed mixture, which includes, inter alia, putrescine, cadaverine, vitamin C, fructose, cholesterol, urea, zinc, calcium, prostaglandins, lipids, amino acids, enzymes, steroid hormones, vitamin B12, magnesium, selenium. Guaranteed taste of pineapple
* inhalation - for fans of inhalations have gathered through appropriate fragrance. The role of the inhalers have the latest collection jockstrapów C-IN2 and cK.
* putting bubbles - using natural odsysaczy. You can be sure that no glass jars do not pull as hard as they
Our range of research is at the moment: *
swab from the throat - in a more patient-friendly than artificial Spatula Dental
* control - our dentists are most sensitive languages \u200b\u200bin the country (and even in competitions took third place in Europe), so they are able to sense even the smallest cavities
* test reflexes - especially łaskotek and gag reflex
* lumbar puncture - which in our clinic takes on a new, much nicer significance *
prostate examination - both classic (although longer and more accurate than the average doctor - our clients spend as much time as needed, and not as much as we have) as well as modern - dynamic - professional
In the near future we also plan to expand our offer with cosmetics , basic treatments do not require comment:
* mask for the face
* Hair Removal *
mechanical zoom paragraph
encourage you to use our service each orientation handsome men;)
Homopatycznego Therapy Clinic - You'll come here again:)
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