PKP = come, Whore, Then
We planned the trip. In addition to packing up and other bullshit, you must also find a connection. When we find and decide on the version proposed by the station, rozpędźmy towards supporting wall and przypierdzielmy of her head (trying to avoid as far as possible reinforcing bars). Thus, treatment antymiłosna Whisper also has other applications:)
Then back to the computer (if your picture's wrapping up a little bit, I suggest to choose more toward the center) and see the details. In particular, price, number of transfers and what a damn supports these calls. Price - on passing passenger train arriving at the place of two to ten minutes faster, the difference in price could be around 40 PLN. Cool, huh? :)
Number of transfers - is a risk that they do not wait too long on it, 2 is an alarm situation, 3 - confidence. The trains are late Unfortunately, asynchronous, so your time may come later after the departure of your connecting flights, delayed 'only' 35 minutes. Call handling
... affect the price of the ticket (in the name of TLK, T does not mean 'low'), and the possibility of finding alternative routes if it finds that your train journey would be too heavy for him and will be half a kilometer from the station ...
But can we end the rhetoric and doom, because railway journeys are not actually so bad, right? :) Check
on Friday. Checked the connection with a change to which I was 21 minutes. The train already in Krakow have 10 minutes of delay. On the way he managed to improve the outcome for 30stu:) Transfer to escape, another for an hour.
proven platform, waiting for the train. I hear a message that my train enters the track 4 at the second platform. And the message that the train to a totally different station enters the track 4 at the second platform ... Hmmm, a set of front and one behind. Ok, but which is which. Let's see their displays. One signed with the W. .., the second of J. .. Hmmm .... mine had to go to B. At the end of I managed to figure out what's going on. I boarded a train to W., who actually went to B through L.;) Over the next several stations people were wondering whether they got into a good and consoled themselves that at least going in the right direction;)
Sniffer warned that I would be about 15:32 at the station. He was on it 15 minutes later. And for me, and so had to wait a little while:)
It was fun to go on Saturday evening for a birthday party. Communication 'The train from here to there. Delay of 15 minutes and can be changed. We apologize for the delay. " was replaced by '30 min and may be changed '... In the '60 minutes and can be changed 'frostbitten crowd of passengers went to the cash register. It looked more or less like the opening of hypermarkets in cabaret performed by Ani Mru Mru:)
Substituted will train a replacement. Coffee from Germany, so punctual, and tickets remain valid. Will be responsible for about 20 minutes. Hearing on the platform "Express from here to there. 10 min delay, the delay time can be changed '- people began to chortle. We started jumping up and down chanting, 'Who does not jump is a turn! Jump! Jump! Jump! " P
Back again for renovations station, where two trains on one track is standard. And like the last, is unclear to which inputs. Messages only in Polish, and even fellow countrymen have a hard time understanding what was going on. Especially if the same track two trains leave the same station, different carrier. You bought a ticket for one, now guess - you have a 33% chance of choosing the right (33% first, 33% second, 33% that will leave your per hour and these are the trains that had to move a long time ago).
I really liked when the woman began to panic on the train that got into wrong, because this is going in another direction. Then he began to apologize that she thought he was bouncing around so much after the station looking for, that her parties have confused:)
trip from Krakow to Lodz Factory Square. Earlier, I checked the internet and confirmed the distribution of the information in Krakow, I have a connection. I bought a ticket, even after being almost an hour before departure I was at the station. There was no information on what platform my train is coming, so I landed in the information.
- Such a train is not - I heard.
- But I've got on him Ticket!
- With us you buy?
- In Krakow
- We do not sell to you for 2 months because this train does not operates. Changing distribution is
- It's like I get to Krakow?
- For 20 minutes there is a train from Lodz Widzew ...
So I jumped to any train running by the second station, the wywalonym tongue ran on the platform and I was able to get home:) But back to Lodz, I also used another fun:
- Good morning. About 14:17 he had to train to Krakow, but the board is not about him. On which platform is coming?
- How it has no information - The indignant lady of the information - after all, is
14:17 - 14:17 But it says that it is to Katowice
- No because it is linked to Katowice composition. And to go to Krakow have to take the last car
information only in Polish. To find anything you need to inquire, preferably with a printed schedule and information (with the number of the train, otherwise they may lack the information to answer the question.) And finally, keep still just hope that it will not be canceled, delayed or replaced by a train - a ghost.
I learn Polish, because otherwise you will not learn anything. Even at Euro 2012.
But all in all a laugh at the ugly turn - after all it's doing it for our own good.
When you're standing at the station an unfamiliar city, slowly absorbs the atmosphere. No, I'm not talking about stench of the wall, which bums urządziły a temporary toilet. It's about the atmosphere of stations, which combines with specific climate of the city and allows you to be aware of where to find;)
addition affects the development of the economy - how many people are hungry and waiting for the train to buy sandwiches or bars at the station? How many drinks a cup of coffee? Why, it is pure profit for the Polish!
If, because of incomplete information nieswojego wsiadłeś to train and will land you in an unfamiliar place - you just have a chance to get acquainted with Poland! You can find the places where life would not wandered (or sometimes: would you never wandered without protection, life insurance and escorts Swat) - standing on such stations recognize elements of local folklore, dialect and traditions. Exactly the same reason, so hard to tell which station you are: an array of information in one place, only one side of the train and underexposed - if do not know exactly where to look for it, do not have too many chances to spot it. GPSy also do not work on the trains - all in order to enable you to visit niepoznanych places so far:)
... This is Poland:)
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