Valentine's Day, one might say - what an annoying holiday. But, as with similar days of the case, they must be somehow "overcome". I decided that commemorate those unforgettable 24 hours with the help of musical works illustrating the ideas of love. It will be a satirical approach. The motto may be the words of Frank Zappa:
"First of all i hate love songs. It seems to me that one of the reasons for poor mental health of Americans is that they grow up in this type of songs. [...] The unconscious desire is born an imaginary situation which will never come true. People who buy this kind of fiction, then they go through life with a sense that much on something ridden. [...] Should be able to sing "Let's go to fuck" or at least "let's go to bed." But that was let go on the radio, you have to say "let's make love." The result is a semantic devaluation of the word "love" .*
because Frank will begin work illustrates the stupidity.
Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
the lives of most of the male is the moment when you break the inner fear of sex clearly different. Breaking usually occurs when playing a dance at the school at the age now known as high school. Difficult step to establish contact with the individual of the sensory opposite sex may occur during the so-called. a piece of "free". "Free" has many advantages. It does not require dancing skills at too high a level. And allows for close contact with the back of a partner (one hand), and satisfaction with the development of both sides, even to the buttocks (second hand). A wonderful illustration of the mating behavior of such music may be wistful song of the brave descendants of the Vikings, who look like a flock of poodles.
Europe Carrie
Popular mating behavior have a long tradition. They usually occur in the so-called. games, during which the stronger male individuals gain an advantage over kujonami and other servants of Cthulhu by railings, and bottles of wine, fruit zdegustowanym previously. It is important to empty the bottle before using its contents, preferably by pouring the liquid into his mouth. Using the liquid-filled bottle collapses could result in the loss of its contents, which may cause nervous diseases and stress (necessary to consult your doctor or pharmacist.) After winning the battle may be mating dances with members of the opposite sex, with a little luck to the situation described in the following song. By the way - this incredible piece is one of the best evidence that we are in the vanguard of world music genres such as drum'n'bass, industrial and progressive rock.
Toples lost your virtue
The deafness of the nation are responsible not only the above-named representatives of the electronic avant-garde but also Robert Gawliński citizen. This nonconformist poet and a true bard songs and poetry was once committed a psychedelic song that to this day provides research material for specialists in surrealism and mental illness. I would like to draw attention to the second verse:
View dancing policemen
guy with a briefcase a little bleeding
Here is a bench take off her blouse
'll smoke all the grass
This text addresses important aspects of sex education. Speech is also mating behavior slightly different from the norm. Firstly, dancing policemen. It seems to me that I watched the songwriter Bavarian sex comedy, only confused the men in hats with a feather from the uniformed. But it could also likes to productions of courtship performed by individuals in the uniforms. A little disturbing is the guy with the briefcase, which is bleeding. This is not very pretty sight, but I think that the artist wanted to switch Gawliński in one sentence the effects of playing in climates sm. Subsequently we have a public disrobing (always fascinated voyeurism, right?) And the aspect wprawiających tasting substances in the atmosphere but friendly deemed illegal. But on the other hand, knowing the habits of Polish cities and villages may mean of seasonal burning of vegetation in meadows and fields.
Wolves My baby
Some subcultures communicate by means of specific symbols, gestures and even the characters smoke. It is difficult to understand what the average zjadaczowi stew would pass giants of poetry. Therefore, there may be some confusion. The song, this explains why the representatives of the Gothic subculture look so strange. How do they know that sex with one another? Why not use this hymn Vikings presented above?
Nightwish In ishmaster - Misheard lyrics
Our black brothers Hameryki not wrap in cotton. Maybe it's because male member wrapped in a cotton shirt, although visually the increase, it is feeling the pleasures of the physical phenomenon known as the friction may be smaller.
The 2 Live Crew Me So Horny
Teutonic The brave warriors of the ensemble Ramsztajn also opt for the simplicity of communication. With savage delight so I put a song that at one time caused much controversy. The video was reflection of the German porn piece found so many supporters among the fans of a similar artistic expression. The text reflects the spirit of German culture. Therefore, we have schnapps, blitzkrieg, Mercedes and kiełbachę.
Pussy Rammstein - unfortunately, the censored version, eh ...
Love is sometimes unhappy. Some artists give expression to the songs created by him. Nick Cave many years ago committed the full power ballad of unrequited love and talking. The rejected lover, desperate and mad with despair in the final track smashing the head of his beloved with the help of stone tools is already known the original peoples. Atavistic behavior of the speaking, however, is completely incomprehensible. The Kylie Minogue can do many things, but that such a stone in the head? You know ...
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds with Kylie Minogue Where The Wild Roses Grow
We can not forget the onanistach. This, after all, large, social group and needs a pacemaker to achieve satisfaction. These demands came a group of British Napalm Death, which tracks from the first period of activity filled the gap. Simply press the "play" and we have the momentum for the amorous frolics.
Napalm Death Scum
Frank started and finish it. Satire is an important element of human existence. Should be able to laugh at themselves and their own mistakes and shortcomings.
Frank Zappa Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
* --- Frank Zappa "Such I do not know", Warszawa 1996, p. 76
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