Saturday, January 22, 2011

Lifetime Fitness Lifeguards

People ludziowie and monsters

Another trip, another delegation, I once again get to know people, both new and those who thought that one knows ...

Man on lotniksu in Warsaw, which was going to Lviv from whim, totally in the dark and not knowing the language. He was damn happy that I advised him how to arrange an apartment and threw some information about Lviv, but the taxi with him I got.

Tuptając from the airport to the center or you can meet interesting people:
girl who swear by the phone like a trooper in Polish;
reaching old woman, leaning on two wooden crutches, barely moving forward another meter ...

boy during training ... At first I thought about training him incredibly fascinating, then, when I pointed out in its baked goods, bright eyes and restless (mainly to me) look, I realized that it had to be flu. Interestingly, the boy with the look and feel like a whisper ADHDyzmu:) I wonder if the karaoke to come in place? : P

Other - looks like a child Gratian Rotockiego and frogs.

'sweet' girl who collects sugar from around the world and until they blushed with delight as she got the sachet of flight ...

acquaintance with the work of Polish, temporarily exported to the foreign land. Loudmouth unfortunately these kind of tiring, and at the same time going anywhere where you can meet the Poles (this week made it to me) and wpraszający the meeting that he was not invited (2 / 2), P does not know that I'm gay and all the time shifts the conversation to the girls - but I believe that the company party in a foreign country is not the best place to wyoutowania after all: D

Another Pole - the guy who in the company of people from work, even after hours, is working with people, not with friends. In total, well that does not yet speak to us per 'human resource', P
- Apparently there is a danger. You'll be my bodyguard on his way to the hotel? -
asked after the event - if only you will not be my Whitney Houston ...
Only 'sonal' began to come out of it on his return - and pressed to the wall (no, not pressed him for any tile in the bathroom - it's just for some leave, P) has been able to tell a few anecdotes of private life and betray your hobby:)

bosses is Ukrainian specific. Poland show that care about workers, the atmosphere and motivation, because Poland is hoped, from the employees hear about a little bit different approach. Approach, 'Do it or fuck off, what do I care that you would like to have private lives and get out after 11 hours of home; P'

buddy from work approaching the definition of 'nice' at least a dozen places. In total, they could paste it on wikipedia under the motto:) Although polite and decent, took me to sexshopu (it was his first visit in real life) and even did as an interpreter. Unfortunately, they did not have what I wanted to bring, ehhh, P

His girlfriend, embarrassed that they do not understand everything about what we say, and at the same time changing the geyser of happiness when the Japanese pub for the first time she managed to eat with chopsticks:) Which hear that her man was in a sex shop (no, not poured it - has agreed to grant :)) Smiled broadly and asked what he bought. I guess 'strawberry' will have a new loyal customers, D By the way, after the name and logo will not be able to store no longer listen to the song 'Strawberry Fields' in the same way as before.

Lady of the restaurant, which after hearing a 'tea. Tea, wireless' with a broad smile gave me Mulak, and when the day taught by past experience showed her the menu item instead of toast got pancakes with an unidentified substance:)

friend who asked me about whether I go still a pub, and when he heard, and heard that it causes, said that what we do not have to talk together.

Cabbie odwożący me to the airport, which would get a tip for the fact that he said nothing the whole way and gave me peace to think if it had not turned up at the airport that the tip itself counted for taximeter indications.

was shaking with cold airport worker in Ukraine, which is slightly błękitnawymi lips still smiled for the passengers;

She was a woman who wanted to talk to so I went that I do not know any language she used and turned on the player;

was another who was not there, and through which the departure was delayed by almost half an hour;

He was a pilot who wished grandmothers happy of their day, especially the many travel lines LOT airlines, which sparked a volley of laughter on board;

was a mother with a child on board the aircraft, which at one point of desperation in her voice she asked, 'consolation' 'Are not you tired ???!!!"

were people who want me out to Ukraine for a long time;
were those with whom I had not even had time to talk to, though longer conversation with them was the most planned;
were those which did not remember a conversation with them went something like this by itself (for example, a pregnant chick who is as happy as if swallowed up lark. While looking at her more like she swallowed a cat who swallowed a lark, P).
There were those who sent the invitation, which I was really shocked
And there were those that were not there ... And they were also
some of the talks which ran from the hotel corridors ...
And there were people who gray-gloss crowd were wandering the streets with bowed head, beating another meter for the subway and minute by minute ...

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