Saturday, January 29, 2011

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Do not fuck (me), baby

Have sex. Seksić up. Love. Fuck up. Fuck. Fuck. Be sexual intercourse. Copulate. Whiz is. Fuck up. Clog the hole. Cocoa explore the cave. Hurry up. Slipping the intestine. Meerkat buried. Smuggle sausage. Wax pale. Nabijać jam donut ... Much

terms, some slight differences between them, others feel better. But there is a problem.
How can you tell if a guy with whom you make love / have sex with you just do not fuck?

And we can start figuring out (if during sex you are able to carry them out is to say that your partner was for nothing.) Well, then we can start myślociąg and reflect. Apart
technique, pleasure, length, quality, etc.., How to say what you just did?

In total, it would divide into 4 categories. I would call them slogans
* fuck * sex

* love * the determination
technical.

Come on now, when it does not matter with whom.
Even if meets your requirements for appearance, sexual preference, hygiene, clothing - if you count sex and not him, it just fuck. Come on
also something that when you - when does it matter what the bed (/ car / elevator / /.........) reach in the forest. When you have this money. The contract in the company. A pack of cigarettes. Whatever.

having sex - it's very safe term. Slides on the border of fuckery and love, containing in itself both. When it rains in the conversation stating that landed with someone in bed is nobody asks 'but pierdoliłeś him simply whether it was something more?'. 'Have sex' is neutral - not promising, not offensive, not significant. A simple statement of fact.

And there's a baby - yes, I know, to determine which version is something not right, it suggests affectation and bombast. But as in the case of the above terms - you can call it rżnięciem, you can call it stuffing jelly donut, and even so it can be approached in precisely this category. Will be fucking, or got laid up - it is simply additional terms. You can fuck the long-term partner (and her) under the added spice, you can fondle the guy from the Dark (no one ever heard of such a case, but theoretically possible).
To be with someone to love - you must depend precisely on that person, and not only by his fucking radiator on the belly and underwear Armani. What is important is the whole - and it does not necessarily mean that this is the only one with whom you will spend his whole life - it just means something more than '2 holes and rigid chump. "

And now a contest with a prize: The winner
person which map the citations to these categories and give the most interesting according to my subjective assessment of the justification. The award provided only to people I know personally - so to minimize the problem of the award. Quotes:
a) 'God, do not usually go to bed with men, with whom I am in relation to'
b) 'You like it, bitch'
c) 'I love to see you in the eye'
d) 'It's not my style to go with a buddy to bed '
s)' What is pink and it spins? "
the (possible) answers I look forward to Valentine's Day, hue hue, D



Anticipating the question: do you ever fuck? Yes. At least twice, including my first (but then I looked at it differently.)

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