man does not believe that his life speak planets, meteorology, and the bloody butterfly causing hurricanes every now and then:) Until the day cometh, but when you see that something like this might be:)
Let's start from the beginning, because I do not want to immediately reveal pointy:)
2 days in working people were furious. Quarrel about anything, irritability, throwing passersby and tombstones in the monitor bazooka pointed at passing colleagues - nothing would surprise us. Suddenly * * click, change in pressure. And it and outside of humans. all sleepy, began to take on the consistency of semi rozlazując on keyboards. Until I began to wonder whether the man is not from amoeba instead from a monkey (who we all think now about nibynóżkach should be ashamed !!!). Suddenly * * click, people begin to raise about your ex. Ex-men, ex-female, ex-friends, ex-friends. There he fell on the ex-pertyz and ex-perymentów ... And no, of experiments was also mentioned, D and statements of ex-fell to the right and left, not to say from the front and back:)
I suddenly says my ex-. Although it may 'speaks' is too much to say. Wyedytował your profile on a gay website, putting the information there, as it has changed and matured, and has sent me an automated message from the portal: '[your ex, which is not zamieniliście words from a few months] would want to be with you in a relationship. If you want to confirm your relationship, go to edit profile and in the "partner" enter the username. '. raised my jaw from the keyboard for a long time - it was the best summary of the maturity I have ever seen: /
connection I've been offered in the style of the generation of Facebook, so I answered it - I removed it from friends. If it really was an attempt to resume a relationship - the worst possible. If you attempt to make conversation - failed, much better react to emails / text messages. If the effect zakrapianej events - I hope it was nice. If mistake ... tjaa, bright ... P meteoroloplanetomotyliczny If the influence - in this case he wanted to fate.
jaw was placed back in the right place, now only remains to wait and wonder what it will bring another exciting day. would have been nice if it was the day on a high winning the lotto;)
edit (2011-02-24): I got an email from an ex-as corrected: he says that it does not intentionally send such a message that it was case. Honestly? Not sure if this changes anything ...
my opinion, one of the main objectives of the artist is to define new trends in art. For this you can add another trait associated with the development of art of the last century. The author may make the process or combination of known motifs can give a new value. An example might be works of Andy Warhol, Music Rolling Stones or the Beatles, or Quentin Tarantino movies. Important to clearly specify the creator of the framework in which there are filing. Frank Zappa in his book gave an interesting example:
"If John Cage would say that being given a microphone to his throat and will drink carrot juice at the same time it will be its composition. Creator has determined that it is his work. Without putting in the framework of this action is just the guy drinking the juice. "
One of the characteristics of art is also an element of provocation. Sometimes used for this satire. To show certain phenomena, be it negative or positive developer can build on them przejaskrawić. In this way, one can observe a larger audience.
Street-art, namely, simplifying, graffiti, until recently, was on the carpet. Many times the performers' actions were included as acts of vandalism. But the approach to this type of artistic expression is not clear. Of course, like someone to write on the wall "Legion dick" or "Zenek has a potato nose instead of" is, despite the provocative content (as above) will be the only act of vandalism. However, some graffiti, such as those whose pictures illustrate the text should be regarded as art. Street art, a street-art.
recently watched a documentary film "Out by the souvenir shop." Directed by Banksy, a leading representative of graffiti art. The film is a story about himself, and also the history of graffiti art to break through to the salons. At the same time video is a provocation artistic work, with which the artist poses the question what is art. Is the acceptance of marketing activities, creation of certain phenomena and works on the art market and create public awareness of street art paintings worthy of inclusion in the galleries and museums? This weighty questions, the more that concern the field received an extremely subjective.
film tells the story of Thierry Guetta, a Frenchman who lives in Los Angeles, who is possessed by an obsession with recording everything on video. Once he registers the birth of graffiti. This event is the inspiration to make a documentary about street-art. Guetta travels through Europe and the United States documenting the work of graffiti. At some point, after many attempts encounters Banksy, street art icon. Familiarity with an artist is inspired to create their version of street-art. Banksy has urged the Frenchman to the exhibition. Then comes the most interesting part of the movie. Banksy is an extraordinary artist. His work can be pleasing or not, but you can not deny its authenticity. The works are, however, Guetta odtwórczym replicate what is in the fine arts made by others. Copying of designs is Warhol way astray. And for that matter in this film. Banksy, creating a film with elements of mockumentary wants to make the customer stopped to think what it really is art. "Exit the souvenir shop," says too about how clever manipulation and use of the media can make someone virtually unknown, while mediocre and not very clever, can become a respectable person in the salons of art. Banksy juxtaposing himself and his work with Guetta activity demonstrates the functioning of the contemporary art market customers. Director provokes reflection on approach to artistry as such. Also compels the viewer to reflection, and above all, to begin to think for themselves.
film contains some interesting ideas Bansky'ego - performance at Disneyland, where the artist sets the inflatable doll dressed as a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay, notes dziesięciofuntowe instead of Princess Diana Queen Elizabeth II, which are honored at festivities in central London, the action of painting the walls on the border of Israel -Palestinian. Such examples can be given even more. All this, even if it is calculated merely to the provocation, makes one think. And this is precisely this film.
"Exit by the souvenir shop," received a nomination for an Academy Award for best documentary. Although among the nominees in this category of images is excellent, "Restrepo " tells the story of American soldiers on a mission in Afghanistan, but I keep my fingers crossed for the work of Banksy. A reader strongly recommend screening of the film. It will not be time wasted.
Title: output by the souvenir shop Original title: Exit Through the Gift Shop Director: Banksy Starring: Banksy, Shepard Fairey, Thierry Guetta, Rhys Ifans, Space Invader, Joshua Levine Year: 2010
PS The photos come from various sources, including Banksy's official website.
This is once again when one of your friends complain that there was too much of it on my blog and ask for an entry about yourself. Well, be careful what you ask, because you can get it.
On Saturday night, when I finally managed to break free from her family, I was scheduled for a coffee with Don Padre. The musical box - coffee, kawaaaa, kawaaaaaaaa;) At some point it became clear that Don Padre will not be there myself, only dilemma. The dilemma before I did not know - as I found out, holed up in a 3-year relationship and amputated the environment;) But back to Don Padre - sponsor of the program, P conversation with him ran on various topics. Starting with what to do with the current guy for what to do with certain dilemmas (and just one positive here is that this conception is not: P) by malice, texts and subtexts. As part of the friends said, Padre Don earned the nickname because of his księżowatość general. Inflection, a way of smiling, eyes - everything that crawls podłapał in a seminar with him, if he seems to realize it or not, D did not want to believe that something like that, and I noticed from the very beginning of the teased. Do not believe miiiiiiiii? : D I called Shona, 'Hey. I asked for a favor. Do you remember who I was to meet today? (...) Do you remember what I said is one of the reasons why I would not even think about going to bed with him? (...) And you tell him? :) '. He took it bravely on Klata P Oh, not teased out of his way of dressing, until he started raping a pillow and when it became known to all and sundry that she bears in her right leg, PO dimensions will not be spoken: P Gentleman of such trifles do not discuss topics P Then we went through a set of topics: coffee, church, ex-, dilemmas of moral and sexual fetishes, complaining about the weather and all kinds:) Subject earrings in a variety of strange places and the secretion of endorphins at various odd occasions it rains quite often so I will not dwell on it here: D Dokawiłem and the conversation rolled balls of rock like the Indiana Jones:) Eventually I got the ball Padre Don, who was one level below głupawki and absurd than me and he did not understand what As the watering him with hot candle wax, D
Don Padre and the dilemma they want me wprosić a pizza - something I think that this would not be much of a problem - playing with them really nice, though at the mercy of their texts Zwierzak'd probably still do not throw; D
evening belonged to a really successful in this respect:) So let it be this movie:
and not this: P
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Oh, and did not choose, however, Fresh were dressed for the party. I regret that I did not see boys in dresses, but even once we have a chance, D
Have sex. Seksić up. Love. Fuck up. Fuck. Fuck. Be sexual intercourse. Copulate. Whiz is. Fuck up. Clog the hole. Cocoa explore the cave. Hurry up. Slipping the intestine. Meerkat buried. Smuggle sausage. Wax pale. Nabijać jam donut ... Much
terms, some slight differences between them, others feel better. But there is a problem. How can you tell if a guy with whom you make love / have sex with you just do not fuck?
And we can start figuring out (if during sex you are able to carry them out is to say that your partner was for nothing.) Well, then we can start myślociąg and reflect. Apart technique, pleasure, length, quality, etc.., How to say what you just did?
In total, it would divide into 4 categories. I would call them slogans * fuck * sex
* love * the determination technical.
Come on now, when it does not matter with whom. Even if meets your requirements for appearance, sexual preference, hygiene, clothing - if you count sex and not him, it just fuck. Come on also something that when you - when does it matter what the bed (/ car / elevator / /.........) reach in the forest. When you have this money. The contract in the company. A pack of cigarettes. Whatever.
having sex - it's very safe term. Slides on the border of fuckery and love, containing in itself both. When it rains in the conversation stating that landed with someone in bed is nobody asks 'but pierdoliłeś him simply whether it was something more?'. 'Have sex' is neutral - not promising, not offensive, not significant. A simple statement of fact.
And there's a baby - yes, I know, to determine which version is something not right, it suggests affectation and bombast. But as in the case of the above terms - you can call it rżnięciem, you can call it stuffing jelly donut, and even so it can be approached in precisely this category. Will be fucking, or got laid up - it is simply additional terms. You can fuck the long-term partner (and her) under the added spice, you can fondle the guy from the Dark (no one ever heard of such a case, but theoretically possible). To be with someone to love - you must depend precisely on that person, and not only by his fucking radiator on the belly and underwear Armani. What is important is the whole - and it does not necessarily mean that this is the only one with whom you will spend his whole life - it just means something more than '2 holes and rigid chump. "
And now a contest with a prize: The winner person which map the citations to these categories and give the most interesting according to my subjective assessment of the justification. The award provided only to people I know personally - so to minimize the problem of the award. Quotes: a) 'God, do not usually go to bed with men, with whom I am in relation to' b) 'You like it, bitch' c) 'I love to see you in the eye' d) 'It's not my style to go with a buddy to bed ' s)' What is pink and it spins? " the (possible) answers I look forward to Valentine's Day, hue hue, D
Anticipating the question: do you ever fuck? Yes. At least twice, including my first (but then I looked at it differently.)
Some time ago I believed that knowledge of Zboczkiem and rake up all over, and the occasional text messages / messages on the hh in a short time disappear. In some respects, said 'ok, if that I would not want to impose' one-off situation, and actually I gave already, in a quiet moment of contact.
phone after the break was very nice, although surprisingly, the proposal to common output of cabaret, who very much wanted to see (I just inserted so I try to avoid words like see ... ooo, the browser checks the spelling: D). Then came the proposal for a common output for a beer before leaving the cabaret - Today at 17:30. not fully know what to do. On the one hand I wanted to meet and clarify some things / hear the explanation, the other - I was wondering what's the point. After a period of total cut-off of me I've learned not to trust them. A trust is a rudimentary foundation for me even knowing. But apparently it's always worth trying, not to regret. I agreed. Yesterday Zboczek changed the meeting time to 18:15. Szpox - warned so no problem. Today, when I was already on his way, calling me, saying that the rake is tired and hungry after work, so maybe I'd come to them instead of an appointment in the tavern as previously agreed? Quick
train of thought * we made in the pub with them * I will soon be time * back from them it will take a hell * is the area where I would feel bad, especially when I have to honestly say something unpleasant * came back to me in a hell of time tomorrow to work * this would require me trouble, and at the moment not really be felt in the mood for them to bother. yes, I know - especially the latter might mean hostility, but it was not. More cold neutrality of curiosity if it has any chance? refused to meet with them and said that as something waiting in the pub in which we agreed to.
Some time later he came to the pub Zboczek, without a rake. first apologized that there is no rake, but he contracted the stomach flu and today I was not even at work (who notices, who?, D). Then he went conversation. She started very conservatively:) Next I want to laugh - how much is it? Less than half a year has passed since I could talk on any subject? : D We started talking , he went on talking about is meeting again. as I was already at a dose% to honesty and courage to speak directly and not hide behind diplomacy, said it all. Why I trust hard as it looks from my side, it looked like ... In response heard several explanations, some simply could not provide. But he was honest. This facilitated conversation. Naruszaliśmy not certain limits, some things still require appending, but it was talked about, explained, talked on without killing, which would have to avenge the bloodshed of our family;) In the agreement on the knowledge there was a few paragraphs, of which we are aware. The problem here is in the middle of Rakes - when you do not know why in a moment and then insists on a meeting he avoids; When I do not know what it really comes to him on the head. Ehhh ... Sitting now in a compartment in my head and would be hard to meet me over a beer with one while the other does not want to know me, or somehow forced to rake in three meetings and pretending that everything is ok between us, so we can talk with Zboczkiem and to drink beer.
I do not know what comes next - next week we have to see the cabaret, then was supposed to be a beer (as I learned today - happy birthday rake) that are not planning to come too because at the cabaret I was also their guests, which I wanted to address. And here comes yet another split, or go without pain? I do not know. By today's meeting with Zboczkiem I know that I would like to keep friends, over the past few months - I know that makes no sense to fight for power. see what is successful with this rig:)
Another trip, another delegation, I once again get to know people, both new and those who thought that one knows ...
Man on lotniksu in Warsaw, which was going to Lviv from whim, totally in the dark and not knowing the language. He was damn happy that I advised him how to arrange an apartment and threw some information about Lviv, but the taxi with him I got.
Tuptając from the airport to the center or you can meet interesting people: girl who swear by the phone like a trooper in Polish; reaching old woman, leaning on two wooden crutches, barely moving forward another meter ...
boy during training ... At first I thought about training him incredibly fascinating, then, when I pointed out in its baked goods, bright eyes and restless (mainly to me) look, I realized that it had to be flu. Interestingly, the boy with the look and feel like a whisper ADHDyzmu:) I wonder if the karaoke to come in place? : P
Other - looks like a child Gratian Rotockiego and frogs.
'sweet' girl who collects sugar from around the world and until they blushed with delight as she got the sachet of flight ...
acquaintance with the work of Polish, temporarily exported to the foreign land. Loudmouth unfortunately these kind of tiring, and at the same time going anywhere where you can meet the Poles (this week made it to me) and wpraszający the meeting that he was not invited (2 / 2), P does not know that I'm gay and all the time shifts the conversation to the girls - but I believe that the company party in a foreign country is not the best place to wyoutowania after all: D
Another Pole - the guy who in the company of people from work, even after hours, is working with people, not with friends. In total, well that does not yet speak to us per 'human resource', P - Apparently there is a danger. You'll be my bodyguard on his way to the hotel? - asked after the event - if only you will not be my Whitney Houston ... Only 'sonal' began to come out of it on his return - and pressed to the wall (no, not pressed him for any tile in the bathroom - it's just for some leave, P) has been able to tell a few anecdotes of private life and betray your hobby:)
bosses is Ukrainian specific. Poland show that care about workers, the atmosphere and motivation, because Poland is hoped, from the employees hear about a little bit different approach. Approach, 'Do it or fuck off, what do I care that you would like to have private lives and get out after 11 hours of home; P'
buddy from work approaching the definition of 'nice' at least a dozen places. In total, they could paste it on wikipedia under the motto:) Although polite and decent, took me to sexshopu (it was his first visit in real life) and even did as an interpreter. Unfortunately, they did not have what I wanted to bring, ehhh, P
His girlfriend, embarrassed that they do not understand everything about what we say, and at the same time changing the geyser of happiness when the Japanese pub for the first time she managed to eat with chopsticks:) Which hear that her man was in a sex shop (no, not poured it - has agreed to grant :)) Smiled broadly and asked what he bought. I guess 'strawberry' will have a new loyal customers, D By the way, after the name and logo will not be able to store no longer listen to the song 'Strawberry Fields' in the same way as before.
Lady of the restaurant, which after hearing a 'tea. Tea, wireless' with a broad smile gave me Mulak, and when the day taught by past experience showed her the menu item instead of toast got pancakes with an unidentified substance:)
friend who asked me about whether I go still a pub, and when he heard, and heard that it causes, said that what we do not have to talk together.
Cabbie odwożący me to the airport, which would get a tip for the fact that he said nothing the whole way and gave me peace to think if it had not turned up at the airport that the tip itself counted for taximeter indications.
was shaking with cold airport worker in Ukraine, which is slightly błękitnawymi lips still smiled for the passengers;
She was a woman who wanted to talk to so I went that I do not know any language she used and turned on the player;
was another who was not there, and through which the departure was delayed by almost half an hour;
He was a pilot who wished grandmothers happy of their day, especially the many travel lines LOT airlines, which sparked a volley of laughter on board;
was a mother with a child on board the aircraft, which at one point of desperation in her voice she asked, 'consolation' 'Are not you tired ???!!!"
were people who want me out to Ukraine for a long time; were those with whom I had not even had time to talk to, though longer conversation with them was the most planned; were those which did not remember a conversation with them went something like this by itself (for example, a pregnant chick who is as happy as if swallowed up lark. While looking at her more like she swallowed a cat who swallowed a lark, P). There were those who sent the invitation, which I was really shocked And there were those that were not there ... And they were also some of the talks which ran from the hotel corridors ... And there were people who gray-gloss crowd were wandering the streets with bowed head, beating another meter for the subway and minute by minute ...
When people have different approaches to certain issues, avoid saying things that in some way that they were related, on the other hand did not dare to say your thoughts directly, we have oral sex ping pong. And now to explain more about what's going on: it is two guys gays. Mr A and Mr B. Any resemblance to me, Mr. A and Mr. B to Sniffołaka is purely coincidental and unintentional: P
A: I was very pleasantly B: God, do not usually go to bed with men, with whom I am not therefore
A: I like you and forgive I said so, even if that means you feel uncomfortable B: I have not woke up from the coms, some are complex (followed by a longer description fizykobiologicznych irregularities, the film catastrophic who watched)
A: I thought about this and I do not like this situation. Especially the fact that you're so far B: try not to think about
Another time, B is feeling down and A tries to talk to him. B claims to be busy for a long time by clicking the 'like it' on the various posts on FacePalmie then disappears for a walk with the comment 'walk. talk to you later. "
On the other hand we can out-talk half the night, can speak very kind and tender things. And I feel like from one side of a good feeling with me, but on the other desperately wanted to avoid getting into a relationship with me. It's really tiring. Even the mere prospect of long distance relationship for me is frightening, but waiting for someone who is not even a long distance relationship, with the hope that one day maybe something will come of it, it's really tiring.
A: I would like to see you B: I will come to Krakow start to melt as it thaws ...
If someone learns a virtual and a good talk with this person, gets along, laughs, mocks and insults, there comes a moment when you meet with an evil person;)
Travel by train 6 hours. Fortunately, the sickness did not give me so much in the characters, despite the fact that the clouds were low and the train fell into turbulence (seriously, fog enveloped the train and began to shake more than a Ukrainian plane during a storm;) Could not read text messages the caller at random, only if someone is in love with this car sypialnianym spared him the effort, P).
arrived at the place (with a slight sense of pride - it's once again when arranging to meet someone got off on the right stop, it's really my private success:) Once again, swallow saliva, so that the heart has moved away from the throat in a place closer to its default position. Yes, I know - shame to admit it, but before that meeting I felt nervous: D And it's pretty decent:) Fortunately, the jitters went back as soon as I saw Gulliver - then I or another adrenaline rush of testosterone that made Stop Worrying: D
first impression - high back;) sat on the bench of the platypus (temporary nickname, P) and talked. approached, greeted się i dalej będę twierdził że sprawiał wrażenie trochę zestresowanego ;P Nie wiem czy był zestresowany czy nie - tego nie wiem :) Kto mnie zna, wie na co zwracam uwagę u faceta poznając go na żywo. Powiem tylko mrauu ;) Plany na wieczor: pojscie do Dziobaka, pogadanie, zagranie w jakies gry i seeeeen :) W sumie to zabawne: przez gadanie z nim online co noc mialem zaleglosci w spaniu wiec przyjechalem spotkac sie z nim osobiscie, zeby sie w koncu wyspac ;D Wstał z ławki, a raczej rozpoczął proces wstawania, a ja musiałem coraz bardziej zadzierać głowę, ehh, nie wziąłem taboretu - wiedziałem że o czymś zapomniałem ;) walk from the train station, shopping% oi know Witcher (platypus guy, very nick temp, P).
We played the game. No, not strip poker, or in a bottle (although this issue also in the discussion przewinal August), P board game, which told us about half the rules, and new appeared in the wash as something:) I liked most in this game I had to give him pawns and dice:) He confessed later that he wondered if the fact that when administered in a strange coincidence it happened that he was touched every time an incredible coincidence or intentional, premeditated ;) After the game, dressed in pajamas (and no, I did not have a free show - dressed up in the bathroom). I do not know why long pajama pants I thought were so sexy:) But they had something in itself: D yes, this is the most deliberate ambiguity, P went to sleep on a low bed at the foot of the platypus and Witcher (Witcher Snoring is an interesting experience sound - I know why the monsters are afraid of them, although the duo Zwierzak from a turtle's probably not going to beat: D). I got a good night sniff and kiss:) Sniff it ... hmmm ... hard to describe - may soon be rozsmieszacz with a hint of ciarek D I ever wanted to learn it: D so here's Sniffacz has a nickname:) A kiss was cool:) Next, moreover, too;) used the opportunity to cuddle up to him to sleep. I woke up covered by him. Mraaaaaaaaaaau:)
drove him home, we had prepared for him gulasznicę and jumped into the shower. Shower is one of the greatest inventions of mankind, to be honest, especially this hot (unless gold, bleeee, P):) I was in outstanding humor, and frankly believe in the beauty of the world (oh, the shower, Thy great power, D). Potuptaliśmy on a floor:) I do not imagine too much - it is probably better talker than me: D If not I'd have my sclerosis anecdotes for the next three years as a DA, even the names of friends Sniffacza not remember: D You remember how it happened with me teased - and still live to get burned: P Revenge tastes best served cold, D taught me a few words miganych:) I did not know that the 'chocolate' flashes so devilishly: D But I'm probably a terrible accent, P I saw photos. Among them were a few photos, którymi można szantażować i ludzie by nawet nerki sprzedali żeby mieć kasę na wykup wszystkich odbitek ;D
Plany wieczorne były nieskonkreytzowane do ostatniej chwili - w końcu wyszło na to że będziemy u Dziobaka, ale tym razem w Dziobakowie. Sniffacz namówił mnie do wyjazdu na wieś pod miastem w nocy i do spaceru. Ulica w nocy. Ulica nieoświetlona. Gdzie jedynymi źródłami świateł były przejeżdżające samochody i księżyc. Po początkowym ataku paniki i wypiciu 9%owego piwa było lepiej :) Księżyc świecił naprawdę jasno, a modlitwy żeby nagle nie zasłoniły go chmury podziałały :)
Frankly I was pretty damn stupid before the platypus - have spent another night zwalając her head when she had to study for exams. Not that it gave the impression, although for a moment that I really wanted to learn - look for another job at the moment:) But still I felt stupid.
Oglądneliśmy "The Pink Panther 2," although I must admit that sometimes dozed. And again to sleep. Somewhere around one started calling me pet. Sniffacza surprised collecting, but usually do not call the pet 22giej - I thought that something is seriously wrong on things. It turned out that the already formed an association, then PLAY again lost coverage. It came out of that little laugh;) again fell asleep nestled amidst the Sniffacza;) woke up before him and listened as snoring, hue hue. Now I know why I slept so well - reminded me a bit of growling in my old fan compiling - I felt like at home: D After a while I tried to wake him up - we had to go early in the platypus to the city. He turned towards me and jumped back in half Subway, after looking at the me, then fell asleep again. Okay, I know I am not the most beautiful view, but the first time someone has had the same impression until xD
got up and gathered to leave. Sniffacz was very subdued - I had the impression that I did something wrong, or that they would prefer to get rid of me. Especially after this action of the wake;) drove in almost complete silence. In the center of the platypus said goodbye and set off to explore the city. It was better but still not quite back to myself, and I continue to be tormented what's going on. But showed me Concrete Market Doughnut, molten ice cream, vagina Muzzles and Monument Pedal pedophiles, D Such a trip would handle not no normal guide, but who claimed that he is normal? : D Duuuużo anecdotes - one about a dip in the fountain in the Market (or whatever it was;)) I really liked. Just walk in the park devastated trójkowym (very naturally growing species of tree clumps after 3 pieces next to each other;)) and return to the apartment. be honest if I did not feel good until the end - just not knowing what the morning it was, but eventually I began to move.
It's time to escape. Honestly I did not want to go; P But as I pushed my backpack chocolate on the road, it did not have too much choice xD Kiss goodbye was very pleasant, although it meant I wanted to come back, throw Sniffacza on the bed and not let it it will not be until the real danger of dehydration; P But hey, it was necessary to gather and politely leave. Ehhh ...
Together with a friend accompanied me on the train. Unfortunately still, even when they leave, I got loose from him only a promise that 'someday' I will visit in Krakow. I hope that this will happen quickly - getting ready for revenge for dogryzki;)
* spot in the title comes from Gulliver's Travels
song from the trip back:) Next I like to listen to songs from the Glee;)
Sniffacz or Sniffer? :) I'll still have to consider D
my sister that I'm gay, she did not believe - think I'm joking. To prove it, I showed her your profile on a gay website. Founded somewhere six months ago. She said I'm joking and when I expect everything to be ...
Ekshomofob when wyoutowałem before him for a long time thought that the joke that is just tomfoolery ...
A girl who, in response to their confession heard 'I'm gay', she said that if he ever turns out that I lied, it will kill me and said, totally serious ...
When I told people that I'm gay, laugh considering it as a joke (some work is still not convinced) ...
grace is at work, which continues to believe that I pretend to be gay just to fuck a girl, when I trust and will feel comfortable with me ...
are people who suspect that inquire about them and I follow, I guessed them, certain things that I should not know ...
friend who forbade me to mention some events of my life (of Korz related sex) because I do not accept that tells me how something like this when I was not expecting and not due to a lot of pushing, while I sometimes found it hard to understand some of her behavior and actions in this area ...
Today came the next person to cycle - Although I did not expect the guy with whom I talk to a greater or lesser frequency than five months, she is afraid that in a meeting that I suggested, I mean just about sex, I'd give him a pill violence and to use it. I do not know where he ends up in the finding the truth and that begins with 'unloading situation embarrassing joke lecturer'. I do not know whether this statement is really something. just sometimes do not like getting a surprise plaskacza from life.
And now the question comes back: change, or once again, bite your teeth, spit in the eye and devil defiance and malice to show life that you still are unable to survive another day.
Then a telephone conversation with a friend adds a further layer of cream - I do not believe I said something that absolutely no implied meaning - after all, each of my sentence is just innuendo and jokes: D
post, however, published - because it stated that again is simply wrong popołudniowieczora syndrome and tomorrow will be ok again
Love overcomes all boundaries, nothing to it do not mean the mountains and the sea. A global world is, after all of Italy, in which each has to each close, if not a combination of air, then at least virtually. Santa Claus exists, and the money from our taxes are spent 100% so that we can live better. Yeah, if someone has not yet guessed, is today as a specialty, served at a distance are compounds in mayonnaise sauce and thoughts in gravy. No, not a self-dressing, I mean, perverts, P I am ashamed for you; P
Act I, scene first.
persons drama: OMG and Szczapa. Guests: WW-concertina and mroczniak:)
Szczapa OMG and are together for a long time. With each other ... Well, here's the problem: their distance away. Both you live in other cities, from what I can tell, with her parents. Despite this, create a relationship. compound on the Internet, by phone, through Skype and meetings about once a month. But they are affiliated, are 'zamężowieni'.
OMG he says he has a low libido and sex once a month to him enough. Because the relationship creates not only sex. The fact that GMOs can not refrain from rubbing up on another man, hooked his hand on his knee, or MOVE closer to him, there is no sign that he is stuck as Mrs Renata B. at harvest time. No - he just trying to remind people how important is the proximity and touch another human being, and verifies that the reactions to the touch for some time in our society has become taboo. Well, for me there is a difference between a touch kumpelskim OMGowskim P site since I do not touch (except for the approach of the more or less two people and regulars Dark, P) and the guys can use as a pillow when watching movies (for example, pet is a pretty good cushion, only the last coughs, P), but OMG look at it a little differently. Which of course makes the time of WW-zkami do not have the slightest reluctance to use this against him. Evil us;) one day (do not know whether I mentioned about this story, if so, sorry for the repetition), WW-concertina OMG and invited me to an evening meeting. As usual, the OMG gathered early, one of the WW-zetków offered him a ride that, I had to stay with each other. We chatted, pożartowaliśmy, and then suggested that the WW-zetkowi do it back massage. Without subtext - massaging it because I like to massage and it allows me to keep busy hands ... Ehhh, I sometimes yearn for cigarettes; P Anyway - took shirt, I took off my shirt, lay on the bed and started massaging it. As I finished, put a shirt and then talked until the return of the second WW-concertina, who joined the discussion. Of course, commented 'massage? it's nice: P ironic tone;), after which he began to tell me that OMG is sometimes incomprehensible to him as a creature from another galaxy. I never want to sleep with them, always runs away as soon as possible, and how to sit down next to him and hit him like a jet had just come: D OMG next day stopped me and asked, GG if I behave, WW-concertina like we were alone. I do not ask such questions; D 'Well, it depends what you mean by being polite. I told him off his shirt and put it on the bed. Then he undressed himself. Knelt over him i. .. let's say I took matters into their own hands:) He was really nice. I, moreover, too. As we finished, got dressed and waited until back '. OMG said that he must disappear and be disconnected. Later that same day zetek WW-called me with great news: OMG wprosił to them for the night. Well, apparently seemed to be stressed out the whole evening with them and was surprised when he spread out his bed in the living room. Apparently, they were quiet that night in his room, despicable, P OMG met there very early, saying that he must return. No longer asked about the possibility of accommodation ...
Antrakt mroczniak Which raises the question of how much sugar is in sugar.
Exactly ... To what extent such a distance relationship is a relationship? Knowledge is for sure, kumplostwem - no problem. Compound ... Year of the common knowledge of web meetings punctuated ... Well, I am able to call it a compound. Long conversations, a feeling, a monthly sex (argh), meet by the way - you can learn so much that we have a relationship. But the hell do not call it marriage or partnership! It is more time dating and getting to know. Idyll, when your partner with you is unique, can not see most of its flaws. Daily being with someone, learning to accept, if you do not love the other person defects - it is 'something more'. Is a true partnership is based on the fact that once a month to decide in what city in which the hotel will go to bed, on which the film will go to the cinema and what he eats for dinner that day? Pokusiłbym to declare that it does not bałdzo: P long as her husband did not they call you on the head with the whole benefit of inventory, you are 'just' a guy (unless the boyfriend - it's like the guy a beta version - almost like it but for the full product He got a little lacking, P). Building the long distance relationship - like most:)
Act III, scene of the third
passes the time (for the depth of this statement Should I get a job digging wells in the Gobi Desert, P) and then what? At some point they decide to live in shared rented accommodation. And then you may find that a monthly virtual husband and the husband is someone other than her husband daily. Virtual husband did not leave socks on the table, every month there was no need to force to assist in their daily chores. Cooking, laundry, cleaning, shopping, throwing rubbish ... This is where to put the cabinet on the books, where to go in the evening, and even see what film can grow to the scale of the problem. Indeed, the living together is so, but when they met earlier live almost every day, you can view and learn certain habits and customs of the other person could not see the webcam, and are not gadu emoticons gave faithfully ... Does the city of residence will change one or two - it is anyway a big change in my life. What to do with your friends? What to do with work? Or do you look for a job in a new place or to carry out first? What need? What am I missing ....? I hope they succeed, although the actual collision with another person and the new conditions may be difficult. It is easier to love other people's faults gradually, taking time and not where the bulk to throw at you;)
After the final credits Is it worth it to decide on the distance relationship? Is it better to give it a rest and look for someone local? Well, it's largely dependent on that person, and whether you're willing to really try. Also, 'second' re-discover it need not be so bad;) But anyway ... once a month ????? Well, so how can? : P
Yes, I know you thought that the topic would be another song ... But without przesadyzmów P
not kid ourselves - the environment is so gay closed and merged so many dependencies that you probably fucked up the guy who did the ice cream boy who once leaned against a guy who fucking Tom Cruise (do not kid yourself: P). Okay, so it really exaggerated and that the relationship would be in the eighth row, but the fact is a fact: D
When you meet gay friends, very often the conversation turns to gossip. Most of you read the box, most of you watching Gossip Girl. Let's be honest - we plotkarzami:) I would however not called, the subtle warnings or allusions, talking about friends or telling anecdotes - it's still gossip and obgadywanie:)
Obgadywanie people - a vile and nasty! I am ashamed for you! Not to mention how amazing I am ashamed for myself - this whole blog is a great combination of backbiting gossip: D
According to surveys, men gossip more than women, but they do it in a way much more delicate: fences are often simply a statement of fact rather than to act insulting someone or release it in a negative light (I share the linguistically incorrect definition of gossip as a rumor, and not just rumors defamatory). Anecdotes about
ex'ach, on current, potential and future ... Who can be trusted, who slept with half of Krakow and Krakow half of whom refused to ... How Who was in bed and who was what ... And what's interesting - on these last two themes runs boundary of good taste and culture in the rumor. Usually these are things that are said at the stage of at least 3 beers. This is the stage when everything you say you can knock on the alcohol consumed, while talking with the meaning of P unwritten rule that alcohol is exempt from liability (and that 95% of heterosexuals is bisexual after the fifth brewery) is one of the fascinating sociological puzzles: D Because How else to run down to the bottom of someone you disliked, if about half theme you have to bite the tongue, P 3 beers and tell more: P But why
about sex and the size is so rigorously treated as a taboo? For perhaps the most ubodłoby ego hear that you are lousy in bed or that he is a little. I remember a mate, yet he was a student, who explained (!!!) that he has such a small, because in childhood he spilled hot tea on him. ended up in bed with a guy who apologized for the fact that (!!!) is small. Never mind that in the only bed we slept. Well, almost only, P
Once familiar with the park has fulfilled a discussion on this topic. It was said then that the statement pasyw zwykle mówi aktywowi że jego kutas jest o 'rozmiar' większy niż w rzeczywistości uważa. Czyli że jeśli mówi że jest duży, to tak naprawdę jest przeciętny, jeśli słyszy 'średni' to naprawdę jest mały, a 'o kurwa, on jest za duży' jest prawdziwe tylko jeśli nie ma lubrykantu a głos jest nasycony autentycznym przerażeniem ;D Po tym stwierdzeniu jeden z facetów zaczął się śmiać, drugi wyszedł do toalety. 'Jak pierwszy raz wylądowaliśmy w łóżku, powiedziałem mu że jest średni' - usłyszałem wyznanie przerywane śmiechem ;P Słyszałem też to say that when you hear that size does not matter, it is an attempt at consolation; P But do not kid yourself - size does matter, at least within certain limits, P
Are you too like this joke? woman in bed with a rich guy: - You put already? - Yes - Ohhhhh, yeeaaah! What he duuuużyyy!
I've already stated some time ago that I would rather make love than have sex, and to fall in love do not need to look a guy in the pants ... although I would not have special resistance to check, and I would prefer that there was something D
