Monday, January 17, 2011

How To Write A Letter To Buy Franchise

Brobdingnag

If someone learns a virtual and a good talk with this person, gets along, laughs, mocks and insults, there comes a moment when you meet with an evil person;)

Travel by train 6 hours. Fortunately, the sickness did not give me so much in the characters, despite the fact that the clouds were low and the train fell into turbulence (seriously, fog enveloped the train and began to shake more than a Ukrainian plane during a storm;) Could not read text messages the caller at random, only if someone is in love with this car sypialnianym spared him the effort, P).

arrived at the place (with a slight sense of pride - it's once again when arranging to meet someone got off on the right stop, it's really my private success:) Once again, swallow saliva, so that the heart has moved away from the throat in a place closer to its default position. Yes, I know - shame to admit it, but before that meeting I felt nervous: D And it's pretty decent:) Fortunately, the jitters went back as soon as I saw Gulliver - then I or another adrenaline rush of testosterone that made Stop Worrying: D

first impression - high back;) sat on the bench of the platypus (temporary nickname, P) and talked.
approached, greeted się i dalej będę twierdził że sprawiał wrażenie trochę zestresowanego ;P Nie wiem czy był zestresowany czy nie - tego nie wiem :)
Kto mnie zna, wie na co zwracam uwagę u faceta poznając go na żywo. Powiem tylko mrauu ;)
Plany na wieczor: pojscie do Dziobaka, pogadanie, zagranie w jakies gry i seeeeen :) W sumie to zabawne: przez gadanie z nim online co noc mialem zaleglosci w spaniu wiec przyjechalem spotkac sie z nim osobiscie, zeby sie w koncu wyspac ;D Wstał z ławki, a raczej rozpoczął proces wstawania, a ja musiałem coraz bardziej zadzierać głowę, ehh, nie wziąłem taboretu - wiedziałem że o czymś zapomniałem ;)
walk from the train station, shopping% oi know Witcher (platypus guy, very nick temp, P).

We played the game. No, not strip poker, or in a bottle (although this issue also in the discussion przewinal August), P board game, which told us about half the rules, and new appeared in the wash as something:) I liked most in this game I had to give him pawns and dice:) He confessed later that he wondered if the fact that when administered in a strange coincidence it happened that he was touched every time an incredible coincidence or intentional, premeditated ;)
After the game, dressed in pajamas (and no, I did not have a free show - dressed up in the bathroom). I do not know why long pajama pants I thought were so sexy:) But they had something in itself: D yes, this is the most deliberate ambiguity, P
went to sleep on a low bed at the foot of the platypus and Witcher (Witcher Snoring is an interesting experience sound - I know why the monsters are afraid of them, although the duo Zwierzak from a turtle's probably not going to beat: D). I got a good night
sniff and kiss:) Sniff it ... hmmm ... hard to describe - may soon be rozsmieszacz with a hint of ciarek D I ever wanted to learn it: D so here's Sniffacz has a nickname:)
A kiss was cool:) Next, moreover, too;)
used the opportunity to cuddle up to him to sleep. I woke up covered by him. Mraaaaaaaaaaau:)

drove him home, we had prepared for him gulasznicę and jumped into the shower. Shower is one of the greatest inventions of mankind, to be honest, especially this hot (unless gold, bleeee, P):) I was in outstanding humor, and frankly believe in the beauty of the world (oh, the shower, Thy great power, D). Potuptaliśmy on a floor:) I do not imagine too much - it is probably better talker than me: D If not I'd have my sclerosis anecdotes for the next three years as a DA, even the names of friends Sniffacza not remember: D You remember how it happened with me teased - and still live to get burned: P Revenge tastes best served cold, D
taught me a few words miganych:) I did not know that the 'chocolate' flashes so devilishly: D But I'm probably a terrible accent, P
I saw photos. Among them were a few photos, którymi można szantażować i ludzie by nawet nerki sprzedali żeby mieć kasę na wykup wszystkich odbitek ;D

Plany wieczorne były nieskonkreytzowane do ostatniej chwili - w końcu wyszło na to że będziemy u Dziobaka, ale tym razem w Dziobakowie.
Sniffacz namówił mnie do wyjazdu na wieś pod miastem w nocy i do spaceru. Ulica w nocy. Ulica nieoświetlona. Gdzie jedynymi źródłami świateł były przejeżdżające samochody i księżyc. Po początkowym ataku paniki i wypiciu 9%owego piwa było lepiej :) Księżyc świecił naprawdę jasno, a modlitwy żeby nagle nie zasłoniły go chmury podziałały :)

Frankly I was pretty damn stupid before the platypus - have spent another night zwalając her head when she had to study for exams. Not that it gave the impression, although for a moment that I really wanted to learn - look for another job at the moment:) But still I felt stupid.

Oglądneliśmy "The Pink Panther 2," although I must admit that sometimes dozed.
And again to sleep. Somewhere around one started calling me pet. Sniffacza surprised collecting, but usually do not call the pet 22giej - I thought that something is seriously wrong on things. It turned out that the already formed an association, then PLAY again lost coverage. It came out of that little laugh;)
again fell asleep nestled amidst the Sniffacza;)
woke up before him and listened as snoring, hue hue. Now I know why I slept so well - reminded me a bit of growling in my old fan compiling - I felt like at home: D After a while I tried to wake him up - we had to go early in the platypus to the city. He turned towards me and jumped back in half Subway, after looking at the me, then fell asleep again. Okay, I know I am not the most beautiful view, but the first time someone has had the same impression until xD

got up and gathered to leave. Sniffacz was very subdued - I had the impression that I did something wrong, or that they would prefer to get rid of me. Especially after this action of the wake;)
drove in almost complete silence.
In the center of the platypus said goodbye and set off to explore the city. It was better but still not quite back to myself, and I continue to be tormented what's going on. But
showed me Concrete Market Doughnut, molten ice cream, vagina Muzzles and Monument Pedal pedophiles, D Such a trip would handle not no normal guide, but who claimed that he is normal? : D Duuuużo anecdotes - one about a dip in the fountain in the Market (or whatever it was;)) I really liked. Just walk in the park devastated trójkowym (very naturally growing species of tree clumps after 3 pieces next to each other;)) and return to the apartment.
be honest if I did not feel good until the end - just not knowing what the morning it was, but eventually I began to move.

It's time to escape. Honestly I did not want to go; P But as I pushed my backpack chocolate on the road, it did not have too much choice xD
Kiss goodbye was very pleasant, although it meant I wanted to come back, throw Sniffacza on the bed and not let it it will not be until the real danger of dehydration; P But hey, it was necessary to gather and politely leave. Ehhh ...

Together with a friend accompanied me on the train. Unfortunately still, even when they leave, I got loose from him only a promise that 'someday' I will visit in Krakow. I hope that this will happen quickly - getting ready for revenge for dogryzki;)

* spot in the title comes from Gulliver's Travels

song from the trip back:) Next I like to listen to songs from the Glee;)

Sniffacz or Sniffer? :) I'll still have to consider D

Monday, January 10, 2011

Unique Facts About Whooping Cough

Lying Dirty Fuckin 'Bitch in Heat with a timeplan

Do people really see me so? When I told

my sister that I'm gay, she did not believe - think I'm joking. To prove it, I showed her your profile on a gay website. Founded somewhere six months ago. She said I'm joking and when I expect everything to be ...

Ekshomofob when wyoutowałem before him for a long time thought that the joke that is just tomfoolery ...

A girl who, in response to their confession heard 'I'm gay', she said that if he ever turns out that I lied, it will kill me and said, totally serious ...

When I told people that I'm gay, laugh considering it as a joke (some work is still not convinced) ...

grace is at work, which continues to believe that I pretend to be gay just to fuck a girl, when I trust and will feel comfortable with me ...

are people who suspect that inquire about them and I follow, I guessed them, certain things that I should not know ...

friend who forbade me to mention some events of my life (of Korz related sex) because I do not accept that tells me how something like this when I was not expecting and not due to a lot of pushing, while I sometimes found it hard to understand some of her behavior and actions in this area ...

Today came the next person to cycle -
Although I did not expect the guy with whom I talk to a greater or lesser frequency than five months, she is afraid that in a meeting that I suggested, I mean just about sex, I'd give him a pill violence and to use it. I do not know where he ends up in the finding the truth and that begins with 'unloading situation embarrassing joke lecturer'. I do not know whether this statement is really something.
just sometimes do not like getting a surprise plaskacza from life.

And now the question comes back: change, or once again, bite your teeth, spit in the eye and devil defiance and malice to show life that you still are unable to survive another day.

Then a telephone conversation with a friend adds a further layer of cream - I do not believe I said something that absolutely no implied meaning - after all, each of my sentence is just innuendo and jokes: D



post, however, published - because it stated that again is simply wrong popołudniowieczora syndrome and tomorrow will be ok again

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Tanning Before Getting Eyebrows Waxed

Near, far, wherever you are;

Love overcomes all boundaries, nothing to it do not mean the mountains and the sea. A global world is, after all of Italy, in which each has to each close, if not a combination of air, then at least virtually. Santa Claus exists, and the money from our taxes are spent 100% so that we can live better.
Yeah, if someone has not yet guessed, is today as a specialty, served at a distance are compounds in mayonnaise sauce and thoughts in gravy. No, not a self-dressing, I mean, perverts, P I am ashamed for you; P

Act I, scene first.

persons drama: OMG
and Szczapa.
Guests: WW-concertina and mroczniak:)

Szczapa OMG and are together for a long time. With each other ... Well, here's the problem: their distance away. Both you live in other cities, from what I can tell, with her parents. Despite this, create a relationship.
compound on the Internet, by phone, through Skype and meetings about once a month.
But they are affiliated, are 'zamężowieni'.

OMG he says he has a low libido and sex once a month to him enough. Because the relationship creates not only sex.
The fact that GMOs can not refrain from rubbing up on another man, hooked his hand on his knee, or MOVE closer to him, there is no sign that he is stuck as Mrs Renata B. at harvest time. No - he just trying to remind people how important is the proximity and touch another human being, and verifies that the reactions to the touch for some time in our society has become taboo.
Well, for me there is a difference between a touch kumpelskim OMGowskim P site since I do not touch (except for the approach of the more or less two people and regulars Dark, P) and the guys can use as a pillow when watching movies (for example, pet is a pretty good cushion, only the last coughs, P), but OMG look at it a little differently. Which of course makes the time of WW-zkami do not have the slightest reluctance to use this against him. Evil
us;)
one day (do not know whether I mentioned about this story, if so, sorry for the repetition), WW-concertina OMG and invited me to an evening meeting. As usual, the OMG gathered early, one of the WW-zetków offered him a ride that, I had to stay with each other. We chatted, pożartowaliśmy, and then suggested that the WW-zetkowi do it back massage. Without subtext - massaging it because I like to massage and it allows me to keep busy hands ... Ehhh, I sometimes yearn for cigarettes; P
Anyway - took shirt, I took off my shirt, lay on the bed and started massaging it. As I finished, put a shirt and then talked until the return of the second WW-concertina, who joined the discussion. Of course, commented 'massage? it's nice: P ironic tone;), after which he began to tell me that OMG is sometimes incomprehensible to him as a creature from another galaxy. I never want to sleep with them, always runs away as soon as possible, and how to sit down next to him and hit him like a jet had just come: D OMG
next day stopped me and asked, GG if I behave, WW-concertina like we were alone. I do not ask such questions; D
'Well, it depends what you mean by being polite. I told him
off his shirt and put it on the bed. Then he undressed himself. Knelt over him i. .. let's say I took matters into their own hands:) He was really nice. I, moreover, too. As we finished, got dressed and waited until back '. OMG
said that he must disappear and be disconnected.
Later that same day zetek WW-called me with great news: OMG wprosił to them for the night.
Well, apparently seemed to be stressed out the whole evening with them and was surprised when he spread out his bed in the living room. Apparently, they were quiet that night in his room, despicable, P
OMG met there very early, saying that he must return. No longer asked about the possibility of accommodation ...

Antrakt mroczniak
Which raises the question of how much sugar is in sugar.

Exactly ... To what extent such a distance relationship is a relationship? Knowledge is for sure, kumplostwem - no problem. Compound ... Year of the common knowledge of web meetings punctuated ... Well, I am able to call it a compound. Long conversations, a feeling, a monthly sex (argh), meet by the way - you can learn so much that we have a relationship.
But the hell do not call it marriage or partnership!
It is more time dating and getting to know. Idyll, when your partner with you is unique, can not see most of its flaws. Daily
being with someone, learning to accept, if you do not love the other person defects - it is 'something more'.
Is a true partnership is based on the fact that once a month to decide in what city in which the hotel will go to bed, on which the film will go to the cinema and what he eats for dinner that day?
Pokusiłbym to declare that it does not bałdzo: P
long as her husband did not they call you on the head with the whole benefit of inventory, you are 'just' a guy (unless the boyfriend - it's like the guy a beta version - almost like it but for the full product He got a little lacking, P).
Building the long distance relationship - like most:)

Act III, scene of the third

passes the time (for the depth of this statement Should I get a job digging wells in the Gobi Desert, P) and then what? At some point they decide to live in shared rented accommodation.
And then you may find that a monthly virtual husband and the husband is someone other than her husband daily. Virtual husband did not leave socks on the table, every month there was no need to force to assist in their daily chores.
Cooking, laundry, cleaning, shopping, throwing rubbish ... This is where to put the cabinet on the books, where to go in the evening, and even see what film can grow to the scale of the problem. Indeed, the living together is so, but when they met earlier live almost every day, you can view and learn certain habits and customs of the other person could not see the webcam, and are not gadu emoticons gave faithfully ...
Does the city of residence will change one or two - it is anyway a big change in my life. What to do with your friends? What to do with work? Or do you look for a job in a new place or to carry out first? What need? What am I missing ....?
I hope they succeed, although the actual collision with another person and the new conditions may be difficult.
It is easier to love other people's faults gradually, taking time and not where the bulk to throw at you;)

After the final credits
Is it worth it to decide on the distance relationship? Is it better to give it a rest and look for someone local?
Well, it's largely dependent on that person, and whether you're willing to really try. Also, 'second' re-discover it need not be so bad;)
But anyway ... once a month ????? Well, so how can? : P


Yes, I know you thought that the topic would be another song ... But without przesadyzmów P

Monday, January 3, 2011

Running Tummy In Toddlers

P XO XO Gossip Gay or small (it) complexes;)

Ploty, rumors, gossip ...

not kid ourselves - the environment is so gay closed and merged so many dependencies that you probably fucked up the guy who did the ice cream boy who once leaned against a guy who fucking Tom Cruise (do not kid yourself: P). Okay, so it really exaggerated and that the relationship would be in the eighth row, but the fact is a fact: D

When you meet gay friends, very often the conversation turns to gossip. Most of you read the box, most of you watching Gossip Girl. Let's be honest - we plotkarzami:) I would however not called, the subtle warnings or allusions, talking about friends or telling anecdotes - it's still gossip and obgadywanie:)

Obgadywanie people - a vile and nasty!
I am ashamed for you!
Not to mention how amazing I am ashamed for myself - this whole blog is a great combination of backbiting gossip: D

According to surveys, men gossip more than women, but they do it in a way much more delicate: fences are often simply a statement of fact rather than to act insulting someone or release it in a negative light (I share the linguistically incorrect definition of gossip as a rumor, and not just rumors defamatory). Anecdotes about

ex'ach, on current, potential and future ... Who can be trusted, who slept with half of Krakow and Krakow half of whom refused to ... How
Who was in bed and who was what ...
And what's interesting - on these last two themes runs boundary of good taste and culture in the rumor. Usually these are things that are said at the stage of at least 3 beers. This is the stage when everything you say you can knock on the alcohol consumed, while talking with the meaning of P unwritten rule that alcohol is exempt from liability (and that 95% of heterosexuals is bisexual after the fifth brewery) is one of the fascinating sociological puzzles: D
Because How else to run down to the bottom of someone you disliked, if about half theme you have to bite the tongue, P 3 beers and tell more: P But why

about sex and the size is so rigorously treated as a taboo? For perhaps the most
ubodłoby ego hear that you are lousy in bed or that he is a little.
I remember a mate, yet he was a student, who explained (!!!) that he has such a small, because in childhood he spilled hot tea on him.
ended up in bed with a guy who apologized for the fact that (!!!) is small. Never mind that in the only bed we slept. Well, almost only, P

Once familiar with the park has fulfilled a discussion on this topic. It was said then that the statement pasyw zwykle mówi aktywowi że jego kutas jest o 'rozmiar' większy niż w rzeczywistości uważa. Czyli że jeśli mówi że jest duży, to tak naprawdę jest przeciętny, jeśli słyszy 'średni' to naprawdę jest mały, a 'o kurwa, on jest za duży' jest prawdziwe tylko jeśli nie ma lubrykantu a głos jest nasycony autentycznym przerażeniem ;D
Po tym stwierdzeniu jeden z facetów zaczął się śmiać, drugi wyszedł do toalety. 'Jak pierwszy raz wylądowaliśmy w łóżku, powiedziałem mu że jest średni' - usłyszałem wyznanie przerywane śmiechem ;P
Słyszałem też to say that when you hear that size does not matter, it is an attempt at consolation; P But do not kid yourself - size does matter, at least within certain limits, P

Are you too like this joke?
woman in bed with a rich guy:
- You put already?
- Yes
- Ohhhhh, yeeaaah! What he duuuużyyy!



I've already stated some time ago that I would rather make love than have sex, and to fall in love do not need to look a guy in the pants ... although I would not have special resistance to check, and I would prefer that there was something D